I’m still torn on whether this is the greatest thing I’ve ever done or the stupidest.
i would listen
She likes to hang out with my cat stuffed animal
don’t get it twisted like i respect bugs for being the best they can be in spite of their specific assigned flesh prisons and their ecological significance but they need to stay the fuck away from me
if cicadas can sleep for 17 years and then wake up only to scream and fuck so can i
Doberman Doesn’t Understand How Slides Work